It’s fascinating selection of celeb baby names!
I have to admit they are certainly imaginative. None of these children can accuse their parents of picking a boring name for them…
But I do wonder if the bizarre name choices of celeb baby names adds to the problems the child of a celebrity already faces?
Poor Satchel (Woody Allens son) got bullied because of his name and looking at this list, he can’t be the only one.
What do you reckon?
- Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow famously named their daughter Apple which made all the news headlines not surprisingly!
- Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger named their child Atherton Grace
- Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson called theirs Aurelius Cy. I have trouble spelling that as an adult…
- U2’s The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan child is called Blue Angel. Now I have to admit that’s a cute baby name, but HELLO!! They are only a baby for a nanosecond or so. What happens to that poor kid when she (I assume it’s a she) is an adult? My comments are the same for this one:
- Bluebell Madonna is Geri Halliwell’s daughter.
- Barriana White is Barry White’s youngest daughter’s name.
- Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are the names of David and Victoria Beckham’s brood so far…
- Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy named theirs Camera. Oh please.
- Destry is Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw’s child.
- Diezel Ky & Denim Cole are Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis kids names.
- Diva Muffin was the name chosen for Frank Zappa’s daughter. Bet she will love that when she’s older! (Not!)
- Duncan Zowie Heywood is David Bowie’s choice for his son, who calls himself (now he’s all grown up) Duncan Jones. Good lad!
- Dusty Rain is Vanilla Ice’s kid’s name.
- Wait for it, here are the celeb baby names of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates children: Fifi Trixibell, Peaches and Pixie. Peaches middle names (until she sensibly dropped them) were Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa. No comment needed.
- Gaia is Emma Thompson and Greg Wise’s name for their daughter. I quite like it, do you?
- George is the name given to ALL 7 of George Foreman’s sons…I can only think all those hits to his head affected that decision.
- Gulliver, named by parents Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino.
- Lil’ Mo really gets the whole religious theme going here: Heaven & God’Iss Love Stone
- Elijah Patricius Bob Guggi Q is the name Bono (of U2) gave his poor kid.
- Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily is the baby name Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence came up with for their little one.
- Hopper named by Sean Penn and Robin Wright
- Ireland is the name of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger child.
- Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi called theirs Jaz. At last, a good name!
- Here’s an absolute cracker: Jermajesty named by Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy). That says it all doesn’t it.
- Nicholas Cage called his little one Kal-El Coppola. (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name). Damn, why didn’t I think of that. Not.
- Kyd is the name of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni’s kid. Makes some kind of sense…
- Lark Song– Mia Farrow and André Previn
- Lennon – Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit. Think I would avoid that choice of celebrity baby names for obvious reasons.
- Liberty – Ryan Giggs Frank Lampard and Elen Rive were clearly torn between ‘normal’ and surreal so used both: Luna Coco Patricia
- Marquise is 50 Cent’s kid.
- Bono called his Memphis Eve.
- Here are some all-time classic celeb baby names: Frank Zappa called his: Moon Unit, Dweezil and Diva Muffin…
- Moxie CrimeFighter is child to Penn Jillette
- Ocean, Sonnet and True are Forest Whitaker’s brood.
- This has to be one of the most bizzare of all the celeb baby names: Pilot Inspektor by Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
- Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom and Buddy Bear: Jamie and Jules Oliver. I love Jamie’s food, not so sure about those celebrity baby names choices though!
- Prince Michael 1 and Prince Michael 2: Michael Jackson’s sons’ names (!)
- Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy are all Roger Taylor’s. A thing for tigers huh?
- Saffron Sahara by Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (they are also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
- Here we go, more really weird celebrity baby names: Sage Moonblood & Seargeoh are the names of Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack’s children…
- Satchel – Mia Farrow and Woody Allen. By the age of 7 he was so badly teased he renamed himself Seamus. He’s now called Ronan Seamus Farrow and he studies law!
- Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu called theirs Seven Sirius.
- Shiloh Nouvel, Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Knox & Vivienne are all Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s.
- Sosie – Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Suri named by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Bruce Willis and Demi Moore called their 3 Tallulah, Scout LaRue and Rumer.
- And Zola Ivy is the name of Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell’s child.
Phew, that’s quite a selection of celebrity baby names! Hope you enjoyed it (if that’s the right word?).
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